The Drow Queen of Glaley [Very NSFW]

[Shiori]

Shiori sighs dramatically, collapsing to the futon. "Woe, woe is me, my boyfriend has forsaken the violent path and abandoned me to my doom!" 

[Jassinth]

"If I go and stab everyone here, I'd stress my shoulder, elbow and wrist so bad it would be months before I could use my hands to give you more foot massages."

[Shiori]

"Again, that's why you use the bird for the violence."

[Jassinth]

"But then vomiting. The scrubbing. The stains. The reek."

[Shiori]

"Is it not worth it for a delightful beauty such as myself?" she teased. 

[Jassinth]

Jass slow blinked. "Ohhhh, you think you wouldn't be right there with me scrubbing the floor."

[Shiori]

She gasped dramatically. "And ruin my delicate, soft hands?!"

[Jassinth]

"My hands are as soft as yours!" Jass protested, pouting. "We use the same hand cream and lotions." Specifically, cream and lotions he makes for them both based on recipes Granny Peli taught him, with small adaptations for what's available locally.

[Shiori]

"Yes, but girls are always softer, everyone knows that."

[Jassinth]

"Slander! Defamation of my delicate skin! A punishment for you!" Jass cried out dramatically as he stalked towards Shiori, fingers a-wiggling. 

[Shiori]

"Oh no! Help! Someone help!" Shiori teased, laughing as she did. 

[Jassinth]

"Oh no, my dear, there is no help coming for you," Jass proclaims, the ominous tone in his voice loaded with ham and cheese. "Prepare yourself... Not that you can!" A maniacal laugh filled the room as he lunged at Shiori with intent to tickle. 

[Shiori]

"Ooh noo-eep!" Shioiri dissolved into a fit of giggles, kicking and flailing (though carefully enough that she didn't hit Jass in the head). 

[Jassinth]

Within moments, Shiori found herself plucked and dumped on her bed. Fingers poked and lightly caress her skin, and the featherlike touches invoked more than just a tickling sensation. "I have you now, faithless wench," he declared as he pined her (gently, lightly) to the bed.

[Shiori]

"And what... will you do... with me?" she panted, voice lowering a little, becoming a little more seductive.