[OT] Tale As Old As Time

[accalia]

probably dinner, or just after, if you don't have anything interesting to talk about at dinner.

[accalia]

without further input i fastforwarded to dinner and assumed that between Echo and Rosanna they managed to finish the meal Siegfried started.

[yamikuronue]

oh, thanks

[accalia]

if that's not good i' can rewind? we're only one post in.

[yamikuronue]

No, you're fine https://what.thedailywtf.com/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji-one/static/images/1f600.png" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-parsed" data-set-id="emoji-one" data-emoji-id="grinning" alt=":)" title=":)" />

(Node.js, on the other hand, is a piece of shit. But the thread's good!)

[accalia]

https://what.thedailywtf.com/uid/731">@Yamikuronue said:

Node.js, on the other hand, is a piece of shit.

hmm? are you insulting my favorite language little lady? thems fighting words they are.

seriously, what trouble is it giving you?

[yamikuronue]

I'm turning into a lawn guardian after a few hours, as usual.

"Damn kids with your pesky async-by-default and your razzle-frazzle callbacks, when I was your age we had objects and we liked them!"

[accalia]

ah. i too went through that phase. it took a long time to wrap my head around CPS

[yamikuronue]

What the fuck is the point? I mean, fucking really?

        insert: function () {
      var items = dao.getItems();
      assert.isArray(items, "Items was not an array");
      assert.isTrue(items.length < 1,"Items had 1 or more items.");

      dao.addItem("Test", "test", 0, function() {
         var items = dao.getItems();
         assert.isArray(items, "Items was not an array");
         assert.isTrue(items.length === 1,"Items did not contain one item.");
      });      
   }

What the fuck is wrong with doing database sync by default? When do you EVER want async inserts and retrieves? There isn't even a insertSync method in the fucking library!

[accalia]

https://what.thedailywtf.com/uid/731">@Yamikuronue said:

What the fuck is wrong with doing database sync by default?

well you only have the one thread.... you don't want it blocking on a webpage call, preventing other pages from rendering.

https://what.thedailywtf.com/uid/731">@Yamikuronue said:

When do you EVER want async inserts and retrieves?

well for a website where retrieves are way more common than writes and it's not the end of the world if the writes get misordered because there are not many foreign keys?

https://what.thedailywtf.com/uid/731">@Yamikuronue said:

There isn't even a insertSync method in the fucking library!

hmm.... you could write one.... maybe?

[yamikuronue]

I just want to do fucking unit testing *cries*

FATAL ERROR
Error: ETXTBSY, text file is busy 'unitTest.db'

createsDB: function() {
      exists = IsThere.sync("unitTest.db");
      assert.isFalse(exists);

      dao.createDB("unitTest.db", function() {
         exists = IsThere.sync("unitTest.db");
         assert.isTrue(exists);
      });

      
   },

[accalia]

wait.... what?

nooooooo!~

[accalia]

lance? obsidian? there's youre reentrance. I assume you are at dunner anyway. https://what.thedailywtf.com/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji-one/static/images/1f600.png" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-parsed" data-set-id="emoji-one" data-emoji-id="grinning" alt="=)" title="=)" />

[yamikuronue]

That's a good point... would Lance come to dinner. I assume they spent the afternoon training, so would Obsidian insist on it?

[accalia]

to me i would think so, but we'll need https://what.thedailywtf.com/uid/1727">@cloak15 to confirm