The Amell Legacy: Transgressions

[Isabela]

Isabela plants a kiss on her cheek. "Your place or-- well, yours?" she says, with a little laugh. "I'm in shared rooms today and I've just given them back."

[Marian Hawke]

"Um." we'regoingtohavetowalkrightpastHeleneandVarricprobably "back door?" she croaks.

[Isabela]

"Oh my," says Isabela, eyebrows raising.

[Haliel Lightsong]

Haliel's head tilts, the visible glow around her slowly fading away. "Wait what? How was- that one means flirting right? What do- how are doors sexy?"

[Isabela]

"It's slang for anus, luv," she purrs. "Something else with which I'm well acquainted."

[Marian Hawke]

Marian coughs. "You can-- I thought-- but why?!"

[Isabela]

"For sex," she says glibly.

[Marian Hawke]

"But none of us have prostates!"

[Haliel Lightsong]

"Isn't that... Ummm. Dirty for most people?" Haliel asks, blushing brightly again.

[Isabela]

"Oh yes -- that's what makes it so fun."

[Haliel Lightsong]

Haliel stares. "Feces is... fun," she repeats slowly, suddenly a great deal more uncertain about this plan. I can't get ill but... 

[Isabela]

"No, no- well, for some, yes, but for the sort I'm talking about you clean first. I'll teach you the ritual I know, comes in handy."

[Marian Hawke]

"can we sneak in the back door so  my master doesn't see us," says Marian in a rush of words.

[Isabela]

Isabela twitches faintly. "Master?"

[Haliel Lightsong]

"But you said- oh! You mean dirty like dirty jokes," the paladin realizes belatedly. "Hmm? Oh, she means Seeker Helene. Or possibly Mister Tethras of late- both of them are teaching her various things."