Guards and Order

[Solras, The Protector]

"Do tell." Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch teases. Her tone makes it hard for an outsider to know it's a tease, but Wylde knows her too well to miss that.

[Wylde]

"What's your thing? Are you into canines? Or-- I don't know what traditional Dwarven ladies like, I'm afraid."

[Solras, The Protector]

Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch shrugs. "I must be weird but i don't find much interest in being penetrated. The Rooster is more than enough."

That tiny thing is... well certainly effective, but..... tiny.

[Wylde]

"Into flowers, then?" asks Wylde, tilting her head. "Don't get me wrong, I'm down for whatever myself."

[Solras, The Protector]

A shrug from Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch, Guess that whole not understanding romance means one's experiences are rather lacking.

[Wylde]

"Could always go to a brothel," she offers. "I've done that a time or two. No shame in it, so long as it's all above board."

[Solras, The Protector]

Andother shrug. It's certainly an option just... for some reason not a compelling one for Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch

[Wylde]

"What, cat got your tongue?" Wylde jokes. 

[Solras, The Protector]

Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch thinks after the cat... did she get his name? that cat that hit him said something that sounded like a name... what was it Maki? .... yeah that sounds about right.... Maki.

[Wylde]

Wylde waits a second, then another. "Solras?"

[Solras, The Protector]

", Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch" is the automatic response. ".... What?"

[Wylde]

"Right, yeah, that. You sort of spaced out there -- Alydra steal your thoughts?"

[Solras, The Protector]

"Sorry. Thinking of Alchemical Formulas. What was the question." Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch asks in what would certainly be a puzzled tone if she actually used tonal inflections in Common.

[Wylde]

She chuckles. "Alright, fair. Still. It'd be great if I could get my ex to come up for longer than a visit."

[Solras, The Protector]

Solras, Daughter of Umdor, and Elder Private of the Watch looks at Wylde oddly "This would be your teacher....?"